Monday, February 18, 2019
Happy (early) Birthday, George Washington! I know you were born on February 22nd but the country now unofficially celebrates “Presidents’ Day” on the third Monday of February to give federal “workers” a long holiday weekend. It’s a convoluted story, but your home state of Virginia, to its great credit, officially celebrates your birthday the entire month of February.
I’ve been wearing my blue MAGA hat and red MAGA hat today in your honor . . . and to stick it to the gullible, brainwashed idiots who believed Jusstawana Smellitt’s lies.
“Who?” you may ask. Trust me, George, you don’t want to know.
Speaking of national holidays, I have an idea for two new national holidays to be celebrated simultaneously on June 14: “Donald J. Trump’s Birthday” and “National MAGA Hat Day.”
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