Day 28: Washington’s Birthday

Posted on February 19, 2019 by Aristo

Monday, February 18, 2019

Happy (early) Birthday, George Washington! I know you were born on February 22nd but the country now unofficially celebrates “Presidents’ Day” on the third Monday of February to give federal “workers” a long holiday weekend. It’s a convoluted story, but your home state of Virginia, to its great credit, officially celebrates your birthday the entire month of February.

I’ve been wearing my blue MAGA hat and red MAGA hat today in your honor . . . and to stick it to the gullible, brainwashed idiots who believed Jusstawana Smellitt’s lies.

“Who?” you may ask. Trust me, George, you don’t want to know.

Speaking of national holidays, I have an idea for two new national holidays to be celebrated simultaneously on June 14: “Donald J. Trump’s Birthday” and “National MAGA Hat Day.”

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1 Response to Day 28: Washington’s Birthday

  1. Debra Heine says:
    February 19, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    Some Trump supporters are promoting a MAGA Hat Day for Feb 20. I don’t know how successful it will be, but who knows – you may see one or two other MAGA-hatters out there as you traverse through the city tomorrow.

    https://twitter.com/kaarent/status/1097262208256479232

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