Day 29: Park Sloppe, Libtards, and Meltdowns

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Today is a blue MAGA hat day, in honor of the deep blue hive mind of Park Slope Slop, home to some of the most condescending, supercilious, ignorant, brainwashed Marxists and Maoists ever to have lived.

It occurs to me that it would be an interesting experiment to see if I can replicate the epic snowflake meltdown I witnessed while riding the F train on Sunday.

So, this evening I’m riding the F train again to see if my MAGA hat will exert its supernatural powers on any of the libtards and snowflakes on the train. I’m hoping I’ll be able to trigger a TDS meltdown like the one this womon had when Trump was sworn in as 45th president on Jan. 20, 2017.  

Drat. No epic meltdowns on the train tonight. Maybe everyone was in shock after learning that their favorite gay black oppressed martyr (who earns used to earn buckets of raaaayciss American dollars) is a lying, narcissistic, megalomaniacal sociopath.

When I was on the train, however, I did notice out of the corners of my eyes lots of stares from people—most of whom were obviously college-indoctrinated Brownshirt Youths of America—trying to give me the Shaming Stare.

But, see, here’s the thing: the Shaming Stare doesn’t work when the person you’re trying to shame is ignoring you.

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