Day 29: Park Sloppe, Libtards, Meltdowns

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Today is a blue MAGA hat day, in honor of the blue, blue, blue hive mind of Park Sloppe, home to some of the stupidest, most condescending, supercilious, ignorant, brainwashed Marxists and Maoists ever to have lived.

It occurs to me that it would be an interesting experiment to see if I can replicate the epic snowflake meltdown I witnessed when I was riding the F train on Sunday, February 17.

So, this evening I’m riding the F train again in the vicinity of Park Sloppe to see if my MAGA hat will exert its supernatural powers on any of the libtards and snowflakes riding the train with me. I’m hoping I’ll be able to trigger a TDS meltdown like the one this womon had when Trump was sworn in as 45th president on Jan. 20, 2017.  

Drat. No epic meltdowns on the train tonight. Maybe everyone was in shock upon learning that their favorite gay black oppressed martyr (who earns used to earn buckets of raaaayciss American dollars) is a lying, narcissistic, megalomaniacal sociopath.

When I was on the train, however, I did notice out of the corners of my eyes lots of stares from people—most of whom were obviously college-indoctrinated Brownshirt Youths of America—trying to give me the Shaming Stare.

But, see, here’s the thing: the Shaming Stare doesn’t work when the person you’re trying to shame is ignoring you.

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