Monday, March 4, 2019
Several inches of powdery snow turned New York into a winter wonderland Sunday night. This morning the sun is turning it to slush.
I’m in another mellow mood today (the longer days are probably responsible for that), so decide to wear my new caramel-brown faux-suede MAGA hat that I bought yesterday evening at Trump Tower. Am in no mood for drama today so did not even take my red hat with me.
Am planning to return to Trump Tower soon to buy more hats for my growing collection. There are several colors I still don’t have: white, camouflage, pale blue, and pink. Pink is not a color I ever wear, but it’ll be fun to confuse the Libtards because pink hats trigger Pavlovian responses in their minds (pink hats = pussy hats). I think I’ll sew some pink pussycat ears to my pink MAGA hat to really confuse them.
Not much to report today. Wore my brown suede MAGA hat to and from work. I noticed several people doing doubletakes, but no one went berserk. Only the red hat seems to be able to perform the strong magic.
Spring is only sixteen days away! The crocuses will be popping up any day now. In honor of the approaching warm weather—hallelujah—I’ll sign off by posting this photograph of one of my gardens at Ft. Tilden in full bloom:
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