Day 105: Mark Zuckerberg is a Demon

Monday, May 6, 2019

As I was immersed in work on my laptop at a Pret à Manger near Union Square yesterday evening, a guy sat down across the table from me and said, “I support the message.”

I looked up, slightly bewildered, and said “What?”

He repeated, “I support the message. It’s really cool.”

Ah. My MAGA hat! I had forgotten I was wearing it. I thanked him sincerely as he wandered off to order his food.

I turned back to my laptop and forgot about him . . . until I heard someone say “MAGA!” in a loud voice. I looked up as the guy was heading out of the cafe. I smiled and gave him a hearty wave. Some of the people seated near me grimaced. Too bad, snowflakes: it’ s called “freedom.” I know it’s a foreign concept for you, but there’s a document that might help you understand it better.

It’s called the Constitution of the United States. You may have heard of it.

Speaking of which, I’ve been wondering how many people have deleted their Fakebook accounts in the past few days. I know I’m not the only one who thinks Mark Zuckerberg is a demon.



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1 Response to Day 105: Mark Zuckerberg is a Demon

  1. Jim Smith says:

    I don’t know if Zuckerberg is a demon himself. Maybe. But I DO know that Facebook is demonic. “Attempted” to cancel my account today, but we all know they don’t cancel shit. Because Facebook sucks.

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